[Great as a gift] "Oi Lotion," which has the highest sales volume among parody products, is a product that looks interesting and satisfying on the inside! Pay attention to the ingredient list, manufacturing method, warnings, and haiku award!
[Contains tea catechins] The authentic tea scent has a relaxing effect after use. The color is just like tea, so be careful not to drink it by mistake. Never store it in the refrigerator.
[Weakly acidic lotion] It is a little sticky, so if you want to use it loosely, mix it with hot water or water to your desired viscosity! Contains moisturizing ingredients to keep you moist and smooth after use.
[~Unnatural extraction/fresh shot gun~] Manufacturing method? We are particular about the extraction of 100% domestic cava? The cabaret lady uses the technique of ``maggy-back sex method'' to maintain the scent of green tea and the sliminess of pussy juice (lol)
